When Elise and Kathryn were on their trip to Oregon in June, they passed the time by making up a mad lib. I will italicize the words that needed to be a noun, adjective, car, number etc.
This is my first date with ??? ( I will not reveal all )
He comes to pick me up in his Maserati, walks up to my door and hands me a bouquet of toenails. He smiles and says, "You look so schlumpy!!!" Blushing, I reply with, "Well thanks, you're looking quite abrasive yourself." We head off to a restaurant to enjoy a spastic plate of hairballs. I take a dainty bite, and then realize he's not eating. His effervescent eyes are fixed on my face. " I just can't get over how weak/wimpy you are!" he sighs with a smile. That was when I realized we were destined to be together forever. Visions of us and our 21 mangy kids went across the stage of my mind. After dinner, he took me home and wished me a blustery night. We both hesitated, the thought of one comfy kiss crossing both our minds. At the same time, we both went in for the kiss. It was pure perfection! We will love each other for eternity.
Mom
1 comment:
Hahahahahahaha! Nice. I'm sad I missed out on the fun! Kathryn, I know schlumpy came from you. Spastic sounds like something Elise would have picked. Silly sisters. You are awesome.
~Kimberly
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